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ENGINEER WANTED -AM Aug 4, '12 1:04 PM for everyone An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.  One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."  God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."  Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."  God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."  Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" Tags: law

6th Aug 2012 Wisdom Of Life - Some Are Witty & Some Are Even True - by MoiMoii

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6th Aug 2012 Wisdom Of Life - Some Are Witty & Some Are Even True - by MoiMoii Aug 6, '12 2:53 PM by MoiMoii for everyone ** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ** The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ** The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. ** Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.  ** He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard. ** I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. ** The empty vessel makes the greatest sound ** Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems. ** Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. ** There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ** He could start a row in an empty house. ** I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. ** He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire ** I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. ** In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back ** To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. ** Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ** Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called Experience leads us to success. To do is to be - Descartes To be is to do - Voltaire Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra Tags: wisdom, life Prev: 06th Aug 2012 A Giggle On The London Olympic

6th Aug 2012 With Multiply Dying ... Let's Pray - by MoiMoii

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6th Aug 2012 With Multiply Dying ... Let's Pray - by MoiMoii Aug 6, '12 4:48 PM by MoiMoii for everyone Seeing Multiply is closing up for good on Dec the 1st, I started checking my files, exactly what for I don't really know; just restless and fiddling with files that had been linked to writing Blogs I guess. I came across this piece ... If I had posted it before, I am not apologising, I still find it funny looking at it again. Ten of The Best Witty and Funny Church Signs ~ Notice in a church parking lot. Trespassers will be baptised.  If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd. Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church. How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking? Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily. No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! When the restaurant next to a chapel put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the chapel reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too." Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world. In the dark? Follow the Son. Tags: churchsigns Prev: 6th Aug 2012 Wisdom Of Life - Some Are Witty & Some Are Even True

11th Aug 2012 Loving Wife - by MoiMoii

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11th Aug 2012 Loving Wife - by MoiMoii Aug 11, '12 2:53 PM by MoiMoii for everyone Bet it’s not just this one lady who lives with whatsername … An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's house for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as : Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, it seems they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend learned over to her hostess to say: 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.'  The old lady hung her head, 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I am scared to ask the cranky old sod what his name is.' Tags: oldmarriedcouple Prev: 11th Aug 2012 Fun For All - Aircraft, Aircrew, Passenger

The Tweeter Page of Stefan Magdalinski

Stefan Magdalinski's page at Multiply disappeared so here is his tweeter page for those who have Tweeter accounts.  

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Stefan Magdalinski

@smagdali

CEO, Multiply-dot-com, among other things. Based in Jakarta, Indonesia. Formerly London, Nairobi, Lagos, and Cape Town.

Jakarta, Indonesia · http://www.aheadrobot.com

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What the news does not tell you.....

Yes, we are in the middle of a great flood again, and images like this may be familiar to you.  

Sí, por la enisima vez, estamos en medio de un gran inundacion e imagenes como esto sera familiar a ustedes.  

The following images may be shocking to some, but they occur during every flood here in the Philippines.  

Las imágenes que siguen te van a asustar, pero estas cosas ocurren en todos los inundaciones aquí en las Filipinas.

in a coffin /// en un ataúd

rescuers taking a break /// equipos de rescate que toman un descanso

Internet cafe

Y Tomando ////// AND Drinking

And the tourists have started to join in /// y las turistas empiezan a desfrutar !!!!

My 400 Year-Old Alma Mater under water /// Mi Alma Mater de 400 años de antigüedad inundado 

Todas las Imágenes que Aporto

no son míos

y Fueron Tomadas de la Red

Incluyendo Estos Besotes

Para Ti  

Todas as Imagens que eu Compartilho
não são minhas
Foram tomadas a partir da web
Incluindo esses Beijos
Para Você

Toutes ces photos que je publie 

ne sont pas miennes

elles fûrent prises sur Internet, 

y compris ce baiser... 

pour toi !

Tutte queste foto che pubblicano
non il mio
Sono stati presi su Internet,
compreso il bacio ...
per voi!

My travel Plans

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone else.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. How great is that?

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to friends, family and work. No luggage needed.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. I was alone a lot there.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the
year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. 

My job is done!!!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

And from one unstable person to another, I hope everyone in your head is happy – we are all doing well in mine. ;0)