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 ** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ** The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ** The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. ** Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it. ** He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard. ** I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. ** The empty vessel makes the greatest sound ** Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems. ** Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. ** There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ** He could start a row in an empty house. ** I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. ** He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire ** I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. ** In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back ** To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. ** Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ** Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called Experience leads us to success. To do is to be - Descartes To be is to do - Voltaire Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra |
