Tuesday, February 28, 2012

- TIME TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED ...

http://asbomick1.multiply.com/journal/item/2570
GOT THIS AS AN EMAIL...YOUR THOUGHTS PLEASE 

I’m forwarding this because I strongly believe in the sentiment expressed...................

 
My Father watched as his friends died and himself was injured and gassed in 
WW I... 

My Brothers fought and (one did not return) from service in  the various Forces.....
 
 
 
Others died in Ireland and the Falklands..


Everyone died for the 
British Flag...

 

These days we the British need PERMISSION to fly our British Flag...in case we upset the Muslims...
Enough is enough... 



The below e-mail message needs to be
 
viewed by every British person; 
and every British person needs to stand
 
up for Britain.. . 

We've bent over to appease the British -haters long enough... 

I'm taking a stand... 

I'm standing up because the hundreds
 
of thousands who died fighting in 
wars for this country, and for the British Flag... 

And shame on anyone who tries to make
 
this a racist message... 
    

Let me make this perfectly clear!
 
  
THIS IS MY COUNTRY! 

And, because I make This statement 

DOES NOT 

Mean I'm against immigration!!! 

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE,
 
IN MY COUNTRY! 

Welcome! 

To come through legally:
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1. Get a sponsor!
 

2. Get a place to lay your head! 

3. Get a job

4. Live By OUR Rules! 

5. Pay YOUR Taxes! 

And 

6. Learn the LANGUAGE like immigrants 

have in the past!!! 
 
7. To Honour and RESPECT of Queen.. Laws.. and our Country...

AND 

8. Please don't demand that we hand 
over our lifetime 
savings of 
Social Security Funds to you.  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, 
Then 
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! 

When will the BRITISH
 STOP giving away 
THEIR RIGHTS??? 

We've gone so far the other way... 
bent over backwards not to
 offend anyone... 

But it seems no one cares about the 

BRITISH CITIZEN 

that's being offended! 

WAKE UP Britain we are now grossly over-populated and now rarely have any green and pleasant land left !!! 

If You agree... 

Pass this on...
 

If You don't agree .. 

Then Just Delete It - 

But Shame On You!!!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

At the Barber's

George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. 

The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation,for fear it would turn to politics. 

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” 

Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

When You Donate........

More accurate info here:   http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/charities.asp 
But the jist is in the blog below:




Donating - Interesting, ever wonder where that donation money goes?
 

 
Keep these facts in mind when "donating". As you open your pockets 
For yet another natural disaster, keep the following facts in mind; we 
Have listed them from the highest (worse paid offender) to the lowest 
(least paid offender). 

 
The worst offender was yet again for the 11th year in a row is, UNICEF - CEO, 
Receives $1,200,000 per year, (plus use of a Rolls Royce for his exclusive 
Use where ever he goes, and an expense account that is rumored to be well 
Over $150,000.) Only pennies from the actual donations goes to the UNICEF 
Cause (less than $0.14 per dollar of income). 

 
The second worst offender this year is Marsha J. Evans, President and CEO 
Of the American Red Cross... For her salary for the year ending in 2009 was 
$651,957 plus expenses. Enjoys 6 weeks - fully paid holidays including 
All related expenses during the holiday trip for her and her husband and 
Kids. Including 100% fully paid health & dental plan for her and her family, 
For life. This means out of every dollar they bring in, about $0.39 goes to 
Related charity causes. 



The third worst offender was again for the 7th time was, Brian Gallagher, 
President of the United Way receives a $375,000 base salary (U. S. Funds), 
Plus so many numerous expense benefits it's hard to keep track as to what it 
Is all worth, including a fully paid lifetime membership for 2 golf courses 
(1 in Canada, and 1 in the U. S. A.), 2 luxury vehicles, a yacht club membership, 
3 major company gold credit cards for his personal expenses... And so on. This 
Equates to about $0.51 per dollar of income goes to charity causes. 

 
Fourth worst offender who was also again in the fourth spot, for every year since 
This information has been made available from the start 1998 is amazingly yet again, 
World Vision President (Canada) receives $300,000 base salary, (plus supplied - 
A home valued in the $700,000 - $800,000 dollar value range, completely furnished, 
Completely paid all housing expenses, including taxes, water/sewer, telephone/fax, 
HD/high speed cable, weekly maid service and pool/yard maintenance, fully paid 
Private schooling for his children, upscale automobile and an $55,000 personal 
Expense account for clothing/food, with a $125,000 business expense account). 
Get this, because it is a "religious based" charity, it pays, little to no taxes, can 
Receive government assistance and does not have to declare were the money goes. 
Only about $0.52 of earned income per dollar is available for charity causes.
 

Of the sixty some odd "charities" we looked at, the lowest paid 
(President/C. EO/Commissioner) was heading up a charity group 
In  Canada  . We found, believe it or not, it was......
 
 
Ready for this.. 
 
I think you might be surprised... 
 
It is, none other than... 
 
The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives a salary 
Of only $13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2 
Billion dollar organization. Which means about $0.93 per dollar earned, 
Is readily available and goes back out to local charity causes... Truly amazing 
.. And well done "Sally Anne" 

 

No further comment is necessary..."Think Twice" before you give to your 
Charity of choice as to which one really does the best for the most - or the 
Least for the most, for that matter. Remember charity starts at home. Look after the people of this country. 

 

99% of people won't have the guts to forward this. 

 

I Just Did!
 

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Monday, February 13, 2012

ASBOMICK...JACK...MARCIA...MOIMOII...GREGERS...PARVIC...MARY ANN...SUGARKAT...BENJAMIN...VIBEKE...DAVE...STEVE IN A BOX...BARB...CHUCK SILVER...ROBERTO...IRAISR...LES...MITCH LR...MISS E...LAV LAV...DAVID WILSON SN...TRISHSOBIE...BEATLEBOY7...AUTUMN... - E-MOONING

http://ilivetolaugh.multiply.com/journal/item/1309

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: 

:) means a smile and 

:( is a frown.. 

Sometimes these are represented by 

:-) 

:-( 

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: 

(_!_) a regular ass 

(__!__) a fat ass 

(!) a tight ass 

(_*_) an ass hole 

{_!_} a swishy ass 

(_o_) an ass that's been around 

(_x_) kiss my ass 

(_X_) leave my ass alone 

(_zzz_) a tired ass 

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass 

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass 

(_?_) Dumb Ass 

You have just been e-mooned! .........

Ridiculous ....... hahahahahaha

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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

ASBO MICKS BOLLOCKS TO CANCER SITE - Worth passing on!

http://ilivetolaugh.multiply.com/journal/item/1399
I AM PASSING THIS ON NO MATTER WHO WROTE IT!

Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to 
her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady... 


"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was
 
it or was it not, started by Islamic people who 
brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 
and have continually threatened to do so since? 


Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered
 
that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from 
the capitol of the USA and in a field in Pennsylvania ? 


Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? 

Do you think I care about four U. S. Marines urinating on some dead Taliban insurgents?
 
And I'm supposed to care that a few Taliban were 
claiming to be tortured by a justice system of a 
nation they are fighting against in a brutal Insurgency.

I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle
 
East, start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief 
of which, is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan . 


I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are
 
sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head, while Berg 
screamed through his gurgling slashed throat. 


I'll care when the cowardly so-called insurgents
 
in Afghanistan , come out and fight like men, 
instead of disrespecting their own religion by 
hiding in Mosques and behind women and children. 


I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow
 
themselves up in search of Nirvana, care about the 
innocent children within range of their suicide Bombs. 


I'll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that
 
their freedom of Speech on stories, is more important than
the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting 
at home, to hear about them when something happens. 


In the meantime, when I hear a story about a
 
CANADIAN soldier roughing up an Insurgent 
terrorist to obtain information, know this: 

I don't care. 

When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the
 
head when he is told not to move because he 
might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: 


I don't care. Shoot him again.


When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food, that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe, in your heart of hearts: 

I don't care. 


And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes
 
it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' 
Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it. 


I don't care!! 


If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to
 
all your E-mail Friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to 
the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior! 


If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete
 
button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't 
complain when more atrocities committed by radical 
Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add: 


Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering, if
 
during their life on earth, they made a difference in 
the world. But, the Soldiers don't have that problem. 

I have another quote that I would like to
 
share AND...I hope you forward All this. 


One last thought for the day: 


Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 


1. Jesus Christ 


2. The British Soldier. 


3. The Canadian Soldier. 


4. The US Soldier, and 


5. The Australian Soldier 


One died for your soul,
 
the other four, for you and your children's Freedom. 




YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON,
 
AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET! 


AMEN! GOD BLESS THE U.K, CANADA AND AMERICA .