One Misty Scottish Morn.......

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One Misty Scottish Morn....... Aug 17, '12 6:57 AM for everyone One misty Scottish morn a man was driving through the hills to Troon. Suddenly out of the mist, a huge red-haired highlander steps into the middle of the road. The man is about six foot seven and built like a tank. He has a huge red beard and despite the gale force wind and freezing temperatures, is wearing only his kilt and his tweed shirt.(surely not Gregers ) At the roadside there also stands a young women. She is  absolutely beautiful, slim, shapely, fair complexion ... heart stopping. The car driver's attention is dragged from the girl when the highlander opens his car door and drags him from the seat onto the road. "Right, you" he shouts, "I want you to masturbate"  "but ... " stammers the driver  "Now ... or I'll bloody kill you"  So the driver turns his back on the girl, drops his trousers and  starts to masturbate. Thinking of the girl on the roadside, this only takes a few seconds. "Right" shouts the highlander "Do it again!"  "but ... " says the driver.  "Now!! ... " he bellows.  So the driver does it again.  "Right, do it again" demands the highlander.  This goes on for nearly two hours. The driver has cramps in both  arms, he has rubbed himself raw, and despite the mist and wind, has collapsed in a sweating gibbering heap on the ground, unable to walk. "Do it again" says the highlander.  "I just can't do it any more - you'll just have to kill me,"  whimpers the man. The highlander looks down at the pathetic heap slumped on the  roadside. "All right," he says, "can you give my daughter a lift to  Troon?" Tags: troon

Senior citizens

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Senior citizens Aug 16, '12 7:20 AM by Jack for everyone  Are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOTthe senior citizens who took The melody out of music, The pride out of appearance, The courtesy out of driving, The romance out of love, The commitment out of marriage, The responsibility out of parenthood, The togetherness out of the family, The learning out of education, The service out of patriotism, The Golden Rule from rulers, The nativity scene out of cities, The civility out of behavior, The refinement out of language, The dedication out of employment, The prudence out of spending, The ambition out of achievement or God out of government and school. And we certainly are NOTthe ones whoeliminatedpatienceand tolerancefrom personal relationships and interactions with others!! And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country. Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts! Our President doesn't, most of the time unless he is reminded.!! YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN! I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... With a hammer. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.  I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps. Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! Go Green - Recycle the WHOLE White House! 20 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now the USA has no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash. Life's too short to drink weak coffee, or cheap koolaid."  That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Tags: interesting stuff

about the latest great flood.....

After a great flood......something that happens everyday is HEADLINE:

This is NOT reassuring at all !!!!!

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I Had to Give Him Your Address

I love him so much because without him, I am lost. When he reaches your PC, escort him to his next stop. Please don't let him sleep in your computer. The message he is bringing is important and needs to reach everyone. May God bless you... Jesus is walking around the world... Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hears my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. (Revelation 3:20)

 

 

 

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Jim's Jokes & Cartoons

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Honk If You Love Jesus Aug 2, '12 2:00 PM by tigress for group jokesandcartoons Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Grandma

- GIVE JESUS A DRINK BARTENDER -AM

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GIVE JESUS A DRINK BARTENDER -AM Aug 4, '12 10:38 AM for everyone A bartenderwas washing the glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman then looked towards the end of the bar and said, "Is  that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too. The next patron to come in was an ailing Italianwith a hunched  back, who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if it was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give him a glass of Chianti, too. The third patron to enter the bar was a Scouser,who swaggered  into the bar and yelled, "Barkeep', gis us a lager dere la! Hey, is dat dat God's Boy down dere?" The barkeeper nodded, so the Scouser told him to give Jesus a lager, too. As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and  touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up  and danced a jig out of the door. Jesus went up and touched the Italian and said, "For your  kindness, you are healed!" The Italian then felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands  above his head and did a flip out of the door. Jesusthen walked towards the Scouser, but the Scouser jumped  back and exclaimed, "Don't you fukin' touch me! I'm on Disability!" Tags: bar, jesus

Right now I want to cry.... or KIll somebody.

I currently have 35 pages of 20 blogs each

7 pages each containing 20 albums

a few videos about 20

14 pages of 20 reviews each mostly videos....

and That stupid Stefan CEO of Multiply wants me to back all of these to another site.  

He also wants me to throw all my work this past 7 years.

I fostered and enjoyed friendships here.  I have been deleted so many times, but managed to gather many of my friends back.  Maybe, this is a blessing in disguise

And by December....

Can somebody please go amok and go to  

Multiply, 6001 Park of Commerce Blvd, Boca Raton, FL 

Or to Indonesia where that Stefan is hiding

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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