GOD BLESS THE REDNECK By Asbo Mick

God Bless The Redneck

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to 
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about 
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas' 
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: 
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand 
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces 
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: 
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe 
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
 and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: 
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.