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While opening up the bar one morning, the bartender turned around and noticed two customers had entered while he was in the back room. Approaching the gentleman first the bartender asked, "What can I get for you Sir", the man answered, "Well, get me a beer and get that Bohemian woman at the end of the bar a drink. The woman, surprised by her free drink, raised her cocktail in the air and signaled a "Thank You" to her unknown sponsor. Noticing that the man's beer was near empty, the bartender asked if the man wanted a refill, he replied, "Sure, and get that Bohemian woman another drink." This went on and on until each had had plenty to drink. The Bohemian woman yelled in a drunken stupor to the man at the bar, "C ou ld y ou co m e o ver he' re fu r a min...minute?" The man stumbled to the end of the bar where the woman said, "G od Dam ni t, I ju st wan ted to sa y Th..Tha nks fo r a ll th drin kz, yo u do' nnnt eeeven knooow me!! Ca n I just ask you oon e qu esti on?" "sh sh ure" "Wh at makes y ou thin k I am BoBooh eemi an?" The man replied, "Well that's eeeasy maa'am...on...one of yuorrr tits is haaanging out of youuurrr dress..." "Oh Shiiit!!! I left the Baaby on the Bus!!!!" |
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