| A lady is having a bad day at the roulette
tables in Las Vegas. She's down to her last
$50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten
luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm
her down, suggests, "I don't know... Why
don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention
is grabbed by a great commotion at the
roulette table. Maybe, she won! He rushes back
to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with
the table operator kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened?
Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all
her money on 29. When 36 came up, she just
fainted!" |
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