'xanga' & 'yuku' have my vote 50/50 Both easy to use and great Skins(themes) The blog sites have lots of widgets to play with unlike 'Anotherblogspot' which is very basic but is being worked on so early days I have a Group on here called 'Old Gits United & Multiply Refugees' and have folk from Multiply are on there . So I will stay on all three and spread my love around . Luv ASBO |
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Update on My new Sites...AM
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Monday, August 20, 2012
One Misty Scottish Morn.......
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One misty Scottish morn a man was driving through the hills to Troon. Suddenly out of the mist, a huge red-haired highlander steps into the middle of the road. The man is about six foot seven and built like a tank. He has a huge red beard and despite the gale force wind and freezing temperatures, is wearing only his kilt and his tweed shirt.(surely not Gregers ) At the roadside there also stands a young women. She is absolutely beautiful, slim, shapely, fair complexion ... heart stopping. The car driver's attention is dragged from the girl when the highlander opens his car door and drags him from the seat onto the road. "Right, you" he shouts, "I want you to masturbate" "but ... " stammers the driver "Now ... or I'll bloody kill you" So the driver turns his back on the girl, drops his trousers and starts to masturbate. Thinking of the girl on the roadside, this only takes a few seconds. "Right" shouts the highlander "Do it again!" "but ... " says the driver. "Now!! ... " he bellows. So the driver does it again. "Right, do it again" demands the highlander. This goes on for nearly two hours. The driver has cramps in both arms, he has rubbed himself raw, and despite the mist and wind, has collapsed in a sweating gibbering heap on the ground, unable to walk. "Do it again" says the highlander. "I just can't do it any more - you'll just have to kill me," whimpers the man. The highlander looks down at the pathetic heap slumped on the roadside. "All right," he says, "can you give my daughter a lift to Troon?" |
Friday, August 17, 2012
Senior citizens
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most of the time unless he is reminded.!! YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN! I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... With a hammer. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying. I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps. Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life! Go Green - Recycle the WHOLE White House! 20 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now the USA has no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash. Life's too short to drink weak coffee, or cheap koolaid." That's my story and I'm sticking to it! |
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
about the latest great flood.....
After a great flood......something that happens everyday is HEADLINE:
This is NOT reassuring at all !!!!!
I Had to Give Him Your Address
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Jim's Jokes & Cartoons
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Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Grandma |
- GIVE JESUS A DRINK BARTENDER -AM
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A bartender came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman then looked towards the end of the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too. The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian back, who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked if it was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give him a glass of Chianti, too. The third patron to enter the bar was a Scouser, into the bar and yelled, "Barkeep', gis us a lager dere la! Hey, is dat dat God's Boy down dere?" The barkeeper nodded, so the Scouser told him to give Jesus a lager, too. As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out of the door. Jesus went up and touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian then felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out of the door. Jesus  then walked towards the Scouser, but the Scouser jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't you fukin' touch me! I'm on Disability!"  |
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Right now I want to cry.... or KIll somebody.
I currently have 35 pages of 20 blogs each
7 pages each containing 20 albums
a few videos about 20
14 pages of 20 reviews each mostly videos....
and That stupid Stefan CEO of Multiply wants me to back all of these to another site.
He also wants me to throw all my work this past 7 years.
I fostered and enjoyed friendships here. I have been deleted so many times, but managed to gather many of my friends back. Maybe, this is a blessing in disguise
And by December....
Can somebody please go amok and go to
Multiply, 6001 Park of Commerce Blvd, Boca Raton, FL
Or to Indonesia where that Stefan is hiding
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Monday, August 13, 2012
- ENGINEER WANTED -AM
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" |
6th Aug 2012 Wisdom Of Life - Some Are Witty & Some Are Even True - by MoiMoii
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 ** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. ** The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ** The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. ** Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it. ** He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard. ** I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. ** The empty vessel makes the greatest sound ** Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems. ** Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. ** There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ** He could start a row in an empty house. ** I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. ** He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire ** I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. ** In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back ** To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. ** Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ** Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called Experience leads us to success. To do is to be - Descartes To be is to do - Voltaire Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra |
6th Aug 2012 With Multiply Dying ... Let's Pray - by MoiMoii
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 Seeing Multiply is closing up for good on Dec the 1st, I started checking my files, exactly what for I don't really know; just restless and fiddling with files that had been linked to writing Blogs I guess. I came across this piece ... If I had posted it before, I am not apologising, I still find it funny looking at it again.Ten of The Best Witty and Funny Church Signs ~
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11th Aug 2012 Loving Wife - by MoiMoii
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 Bet it’s not just this one lady who lives with whatsername … An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's house for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as : Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, it seems they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend learned over to her hostess to say: 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names.'  The old lady hung her head, 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I am scared to ask the cranky old sod what his name is.' Tags: oldmarriedcouple Prev: 11th Aug 2012 Fun For All - Aircraft, Aircrew, Passenger |
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