 Seeing Multiply is closing up for good on Dec the 1st, I started checking my files, exactly what for I don't really know; just restless and fiddling with files that had been linked to writing Blogs I guess. I came across this piece ... If I had posted it before, I am not apologising, I still find it funny looking at it again.
Ten of The Best Witty and Funny Church Signs ~- Notice in a church parking lot. Trespassers will be baptised.
 - If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
- Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
- How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?
- Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
- No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace.
- Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
- When the restaurant next to a chapel put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the chapel reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
- Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
- In the dark? Follow the Son.
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