Monday, August 13, 2012

6th Aug 2012 Wisdom Of Life - Some Are Witty & Some Are Even True - by MoiMoii

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** The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
** The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
** The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
** Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it. 
** He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
** I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
** The empty vessel makes the greatest sound
** Silence and smile are two powerful words. Smile is the way to solve many problems and Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
** Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
** There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
** He could start a row in an empty house.
** I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
** He has all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire
** I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
** In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back
** To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
** Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
** Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called Experience leads us to success.
To do is to be - Descartes
To be is to do - Voltaire
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
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