THE RAISE :::: Thanks to Jack

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THE RAISE May 20, '12 6:20 AM by Jack for everyone THE RAISE  Employee:Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss:Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?  Employee:Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.  Boss:Yes.  Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.  Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but, you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.. Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?  Employee: Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir! Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?  Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company! Tags: jacks funnies