 | THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK ...MICK | May 18, '12 8:30 AM for everyone |
Things you wish you could say at work
1. Ah, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leavea message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English,
but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. I can see your point, but I STILL think you're full of crap.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a darn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. It'll be ready Thursday - now, which Thursday is another question.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your realityand mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Fly paper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're justinsignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
24. You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication.
25. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be?
1. Ah, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leavea message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English,
but I can't understand a word you're saying.10. I can see your point, but I STILL think you're full of crap.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a darn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. It'll be ready Thursday - now, which Thursday is another question.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your realityand mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Fly paper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're justinsignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. No, my powers can only be used for good.
24. You sound reasonable. Time to up the medication.
25. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be?
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