From Kenneth in "I Live To Laugh" - who's the best

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who's the best Apr 10, '12 7:45 PM by Kenneth for everyone > Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day > > As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most > beautiful woman in the world." > "I am entering" said Snow White. > After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?" > "First Place ," said Snow White. > > They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man  > in > the world." > "I'm entering," says Superman. > After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?" > "First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" > > They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest > liar in the world?" > Pinocchio enters. > After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.. > "What happened?" they asked. > > "Who the heck is Barrack Obama?" asked Pinocchio. Tags: kenneth