Friday, May 25, 2012

The Irish Millionaire

         The Irish  Millionaire
                            (whose friend ,Paddy is a genius ) !!!

 

The Irish Millionaire


Mick, from Dublin , appeared on
'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and
towards the end of the program 
had
already won 500,000 euros.

"You've done very well so far,"  said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,
 "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend.  Everything is riding on this question.  Will you go for it?"

"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

"Which of  the following birds does NOT build its own nest?  

a) Sparrow


 

b) Thrush,


 

c) Magpie,


 

d) Cuckoo?"


 

"I haven't got a clue." said Mick,  

''So I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend  Paddy back home in Dublin ...."


 

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy.
   "Dat's simple it's a cuckoo."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm fookin  sure."
  Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer."
  

"Is that your final answer?" asked  Chris.

"Dat it is."

There was a long, long pause  and then the presenter screamed, 

"Cuckoo is the correct answer!   
Mick, you've won 1 million euros!"

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub  to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know 
it was DA Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"  

"Because he lives in a Fookin Clock!"
  

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